Florida has entered the chat.
Police say a man was confronted after allegedly deciding that the outside of an apartment complex was an acceptable place to relieve himself.
Instead of simply pulling his trousers up and moving along, he allegedly responded by pointing a firearm at the person who challenged him.
Police were called and the man was subsequently arrested.
There are bad reactions to being told off.
And then there’s allegedly pulling a gun because someone asked you to stop pissing outside.
Florida Man never disappoints.